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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Attention Law Professors!

The internet can be a scary place. Embarrassing moments and youthful indiscretions that you wish never occurred have the potential to be resurrected by enemies or an old dorm pal who still talks about that mishap you suffered trying to impress your girlfriend back in college. Now that you have acheived a level of professional respectability, how do you get rid of those embarrassing moments--moments that could destroy a career or alienate you from your colleagues?

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InThePastTM will help you move on from those embarrassing moments and even more embarrasing decisions! But don't take our word for it, let's see how InThePastTM has helped one such law professor. Steve S. from Michigan, writes: "My association with some questionable people for 5 years put me in a no win situation. I was a pariah in the academic and legal community. Thanks to Fumare's InThePastTM my reputation and CV have not only been restored, but enhanced! Thanks Fumare!"

Previously the bio from Steve S.'s CV read thus: " Professor Steve S. is a visiting professor. Prior to joining our faculty Professor S. taught at Ave Maria School of Law. Before he began his teaching career, he worked at the Chicago office of Latham & Watkins. Immediately after law school he clerked for Judge O'Scannlain on the Ninth Circuit."

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