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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

How To Spend Your Money

If you're at all like me, then God help you, but also, then you have some money in your pocket that would have gone to our beloved alma mater, but that you've withheld until things stabilize there. (And by "there", I mean Ann Arbor, natch.) One thing you could do with the cash is buy me a drink, and keep buying me drinks until someone explains to me the liquor laws governing MD, VA, and DC-the Washington metropolitan area-and tells me where I can find a good beer barn with Fuller's London Pride Pale Ale and that stuff that the Conservative Princess recommended to me last summer.

Another thing you could do is contribute to the

Katherine Ernsting Legal Fund
PO Box 3520
Ann Arbor, MI 48106

For some reason, they want checks made out to "Katherine Ernsting c/o Lauren Hill", which I suppose is either an inside joke or a coincidence. I hope it's an inside joke. I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day. Which is funny, but not nearly as good as "God, beer me strength!" Oh, and the memo line should say "Legal Expense Fund".

Avewatch has the details. Maybe someone could provide a phone number to make sure that this checks out.

Anyways, I think it would be funny to send checks that would have gone to T$M to this defense fund, instead. I guess it's sort of my first inside joke. Thanks God!

UPDATE!!!
Sorry, that's "Legal EXPENSE Fund, not "Defense" fund. And checks should be payable to "Katherine Ernsting c/o Lauren Hill". I've made the corrections above. I have confirmation that this is totally legit, not that I ever doubted it. As the comments inform me, Lauren Hill is a good woman and friend of Kate's. I was just making a lame joke re Lauren Hill of The Fugees, The Misedukation of Lauren Hill, and denouncing the pope fame. Anything for a The (US) Office reference. Just go to avewatch to see this done much better. Thanks.

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