Besides ignoring the faculty, yet again, among the items on it were a restructuring of the Board and an official announcement.
The new Board will be renamed and a new group picture will be unveiled:
Mr. Monaghan is taking a new title:
Apparently, some members were so excited about the new structure that they already completed their new identification cards:
The operative who uncovered this startling information has not been heard from since sending this to FUMARE. We fear for his safety. Whether or not Mr. Monaghan's idea was adopted by the Board is unclear at this time.
[By the way, I reserve the right to arbitrarily and capriciously edit, delete, modify, append, or otherwise screw with any comment made on this post in order to make it more entertaining, less abrasive, or otherwise suitable.]