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Friday, December 15, 2006

BATTLE OF THE REPORTS (AP) The Faculty Report vs. "Feasibility" Report



Law Community Imagination (AP) - This just in, a video tape of the brutal fight between the Faculty Report and the Feasibility Report.

The video confirms that The Faculty Report simply wanted to continue on its way seeking the Holy Grail of continuity of educational community.

The Feasibility Report would not keep the peace, but clearly mounted an attack by drawing first sword.

Remember, the Faculty Report did not seek to battle with the Feasibility Report, but was forced to do so. The Feasibility Report dressed in black and wielding a red light sabre would not yeild in the name of peace and good will.

The Faculty Report tried to avert a battle, but its hand was drawn into the fight to defend itself and the poor lowly alumni cowering with its coconuts behind the tree of anonymity!

After a fair and balanced duel the results are in:

Feasibility Report says, "It is futile to resist!"

Faculty Report says, "Look you bastard, you've got no arms left!"

A collective cheer could be heard across the Ave Maria School of Law community when The Faculty Report bluntly summed it all up, "You're a looney!"

The dismembered Feasibility Report was last heard ominously saying, "You don't know the POWER of the darkside!"

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