Law, culture, and Catholicism...up in smoke!
Thursday, September 07, 2006
An Even Seriouser Matter
Prescinding from Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s brilliant observation that the Bush administration's environmental policies are the cause of such disasters as Katrina, we have satellite evidence that Bush and his neo-con friends have created one of the most brilliant meteorological events in history. Coordinating with Osama Bin Laden in his cave, and snacking on Little Debbies purchased by executives of Goldman-Sachs, on September 10, 2001, the President called his Jesuit liturgist friends to engage in a paraliturgical service entitled Earth, Wind, Sky--My, Oh, My! In this service, participants held aloft crystals, walked in a labyrinth and chanted the colors of the spectrum: "Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet." The result was stunning! Prevailing winds and the jet stream were coordinated with the movements of the planets to provide a perfect day to fly airplanes into the twin towers.
A really big alien even made an appearance, too! Don't believe me--judge for yourselves!
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