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Friday, July 14, 2006

The Godfather

Disclaimer: A loyal FUMARE reader sent this to me asking me to post it. This was not my handiwork. If it was, I would choose to be a character who is not whacked on the turnpike. Since we love and honor our loyal readers, I submit this for your entertainment and approval.
THE AMSOL THEATER COMPANY
presents
a FUMARE PRODUCTION of
THE GODFATHER

Starring:

Don Vito Corleone.........Charles E. Rice
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

Santino "Sonny" Corleone.............Advocatus Militaris
"If I only had a wartime consiglieri!"

Tom Hagen....................Thursday
"Some of the families won't sit still for an all out war...This is business not personal Sonny."

Sollozo the Turk..............Dean Read
"The Tattaglia family is behind me with all their people...Let's face it, Tom, and all due respect, the Don, rest in peace was slippin'. Ten years ago could I have gotten to him?"

Capt McClusky.................Dean White
"I guess I'm getting' too old for my job. Too grouchy...can't stand the aggravation. You know how it is..."

Connie Corleone................E.M. Zanotti
"What's the matter with you Carlo?"

Carlo....................................J.T. Corey
"Shut up and set the table."
Fredo...................................Boko Fittleworth
"I'm gonna learn the casino business."

Fredo's favorite cocktail waitress....Kate O'Beirne

Don Tattaglia.......................Thomas Monaghan
"But I must have strict assurance from Corleone as time goes by and his position becomes stronger, will he attempt any individual vendetta?"

Don Barzini.............................Dean Dobranski
"Look, we are all reasonable men here; we don't have to give assurances as if we were lawyers…"

Don Corleone
"Tattaglia's a pimp...he never could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along..."

Michael Corleone...................?????
"It's a smart move - Tessio was always smarter. But I'm gonna wait -after the baptism. I've decided to be Godfather to Connie's baby. And then I'll meet with Don Barzini - and Tattaglia - all of the heads of the Five Families..."

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